1) Manually delete everything.
2) Create new dA account. Deactivate current account after set amount of time and begging old friends to follow me.
3) Go through each individual picture to see if it's even in my gallery, and then replace old pictures with new versions and descriptions (going all the way back to 2004).
4) Ignore all the old stuff, including watermarking it, and only upload new stuff whenever it happens.

Keeping in mind I'm watermarking everything and doing many new edits or tweaks to even older work, and reorganizing the whole damned thing in the process.

Deleting everything just seems the most logical way to go, even if it'll be an absolute pain in the ass. But reuploading everything (including neverseenbeforemagic) also is a pain in the ass. At least on Artician I've got a clean slate I'm working with.

Hmmph.